With apologies to
Paul:
"The eyes of all America are upon us. As we play our part posterity will bless or curse us."
- Henry Knox, chief Artillery officer of the Continental Army and the first Secretary of War.
"Let us cross over the river and rest in the shade of the trees."
-the last words of Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson
I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect.
--Warren Zevon, Werewolves of London
"Bunch of savages in this town."
-Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson) Clerks (1994)
"You're the laziest non-Communist I've ever met!"
-Red Forman, That 70's Show
"Flesh-and-blood is weak and frail,
Susceptible to nervous shock;
While the True Church can never fail
For it is based upon a rock."
--T.S. Eliot, The Hippopotamus
"God is not a bowl of oatmeal!"
-Professor Katherin Rogers
"If there were no God, there would be no atheists."
-G. K. Chesterton
"It is idle to talk always of the alternative of reason and faith. Reason is itself a matter of faith. It is an act of faith to assert that our thoughts have any relation to reality at all."
-G.K. Chesterton
"We shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender"
-Sir Winston Churchill
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."
-Groucho Marx
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
-Vizzini, The Princess Bride
"Therefore, all of you: Avoid vices, cherish virtues; raise up your minds to blameless hopes; extend your humble prayers into the lofty heights. Unless you want to hide the truth, there is a great necessity imposed on you-- the necessity of righteousness, since you act before the eyes of a judge that beholds all things."
--Boethius (A.D. 480-525), Consolation of Philosophy, Book V, Prose 6
"Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt."
-Herbert Hoover (attributed)